PRECINCT 9 · UNIT STILL ASSIGNED, DECISION PENDING

A rhesus macaque wearing mirrored aviator sunglasses and a rumpled half unbuttoned police uniform shirt with a crooked brass badge, a wooden toothpick in the corner of his mouth, slouched with a checked out attitude, rendered as a deep fried degraded VHS surveillance still
CAM 04 · 00:00:00
REC

HE STOPPED CARING
AROUND TUESDAY

badge crooked, shades fogged, toothpick down to a splinter. the calls still come in. he just doesn't get up for them anymore.

pull him over run the plates

CASE 001 / THE INCIDENT LOG

every complaint gets filed. none of them get read. the log only grows.

COMPLAINTS ON FILE: 000
CASES ACTUALLY SOLVED: 0
#COMPLAINTACTION TAKEN

CASE 002 / PERSONNEL FILE

the department keeps a file on him too. it is mostly blank space and toothpick receipts.

YEARS ON THE FORCE14
TOOTHPICKS ISSUED THIS WEEK22
NAPS LOGGED AS "STAKEOUTS"61
DONUTS UNACCOUNTED FOR340
ARRESTS MADE THIS YEAR0

CASE 003 / EVIDENCE LOCKER

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pull him over run the plates